how is the baby

Facts:

My name: Heather
Fiancees name: Bryan
Time I wake up: 7:30

This mornings events:

2:56 am
Random #: U should leav brendon now
I am thinking that it is way to early to be getting a text message. I contemplate writing the person back but it is just too early. I then proceed to have a dream that I am dating Bryan’s brother who’s name is Brendan. We discuss me staying in California and him staying in New York.  Strange.

4:07 am
Random #: This is kristinas boyfriend
Too early to care

6:44 am
Random #: This is kristinas boyfriend
I realize that he isn’t gonna stop until I write him back (or leave brenden) so I text him back.
Me: I think you have the wrong number… My fiancées name is Bryan. Don’t know a brendon or kristina. 

6:49 am
Random #: O i c ur his sister how is the baby
Are you serious right now dude? I just said I don’t know a brenden or kristina and now you think i am his sister??!!
Me: Wrong again. No baby no brenden. I’m trying to sleep dude.

6:52 am
Random #: Ur rite dam sry this is kegan
I didn’t write anything back. Although I almost feel like calling him and being like “Keeeegan! Why didn’t you say it was you?! How is Kristina? Dude, I am thinking about leaving Brenden, should I do it? I don’t want to mess up my baby though.”